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    Max_Russell

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    Good jokes Anyone

    Post by Max_Russell on 2011-11-04, 07:03


    read title lol!
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    Post by GoDjMike on 2011-11-04, 07:04



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    [ORC] ProjectG: Philanthropic sounds like Philanthropy and a black hole is either a racist joke or a space hole

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    Post by Rardical on 2011-11-04, 07:12

    GoDjMike wrote:http://anti-joke.com/

    "A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips."

    Best one I saw on there so far.


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    Post by sieve on 2011-11-04, 08:31

    So all the Greek gods and titans are sitting around Olympus. Zeus asks "Has anyone read any good books recently?"

    Atlas shrugged
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    Post by Baldymoint7 on 2011-11-04, 09:33

    SO a seal walks into a club...(Canadian Joke)
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    Post by DoughnutSpanker on 2011-11-04, 10:56

    A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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    Post by Monstaboi on 2011-11-04, 11:27

    A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
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    Post by GoDjMike on 2011-11-04, 11:45

    A man swiftly walked into a bar. He needed three stitches.


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    [ORC] ProjectG: Philanthropic sounds like Philanthropy and a black hole is either a racist joke or a space hole

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    Post by Jarvisd on 2011-11-04, 11:48

    Post some racist jokes plz.


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    Post by GoDjMike on 2011-11-04, 11:50



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    Post by Yarwood on 2011-11-04, 11:59

    Jarvisd wrote:Post some racist jokes plz.

    A black person walks out a shop.
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    Post by GoDjMike on 2011-11-04, 12:04

    A black person walks into a bar. The Bartender allows him to stay.


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    Post by sieve on 2011-11-04, 13:44

    A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.

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    Post by Yarwood on 2011-11-04, 13:48

    sieve wrote:A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.

    You're a jew and a gay, how many times do you hear "camp" in a day?
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    Post by sieve on 2011-11-04, 13:50

    Yarwood wrote:
    sieve wrote:A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.

    You're a jew and a gay, how many times do you hear "camp" in a day?

    Godammit, I lost it
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    Post by Giygas on 2011-11-05, 02:51

    Jarvisd wrote:Post some racist jokes plz.

    I'm actually not a racist but there is one racist joke which I like most.


    What is a tank in the jewish district?
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    Post by Chazdude42 on 2011-11-05, 07:16

    [racism]
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    Post by Baldymoint7 on 2011-11-05, 08:02

    Hahah I get it.
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    Post by SergentPineapple on 2011-11-05, 18:40

    [RACIST]
    whats the difference between a paki and a bench
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    a bench can support a family

    There is an Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman. They are in a hot air balloon that is sinking so the each throw something out. The Irishman throws out a rioter and says theres too many if these in my country. The Englishman throws out a rose and says theres too many of these in my country and the Scotsman throws out a
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    and says theres to many of these in my country.
    [RACIST]

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    Post by Yarwood on 2011-11-05, 20:46

    WARNING. The above post contains shit, generic, unintelligent jokes.
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    Post by nicholsons200 on 2011-11-05, 21:45

    What happens when a Pakistani team gets a corner in football (soccer)?
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    They open a corner shop
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    Post by SergentPineapple on 2011-11-06, 00:42

    why did the romans build straight rodes?
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    so pakis couldn't build corner shops
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    Re: Good jokes Anyone

    Post by BackHandReaper on 2011-11-06, 00:54

    TOO MANY PAKI JOKES!

    And I like it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQN29kZyIH4

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