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    fuego293

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    Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by fuego293 on 2011-11-30, 11:52

    Meh:

    Q: Why do midgets laugh when they run?
    A: Because the grass tickles their balls.

    1. Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

    2. Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.
    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
    Bob has been missing since Friday.
    3. Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

    Q. What do you call a baby in the middle of the Ocean?
    A. Screwed.

    4. A women, very angry about how women are treated now-a-days, writes on her Facebook:
    "Can you remember when men respected girls? Becuase I can't?"
    The next day she returns to find that her friend's brother had written:
    "I didn't know they put computers in the kitchen."

    Q. Why did the baby cross the road?
    A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

    Q. Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    A. Becuase if they lived by the bay; they'd be called BAGELS. lol! lol!



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    Re: Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by Yarwood on 2011-11-30, 13:32

    Great. More shit.
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    killer465465

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    Re: Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by killer465465 on 2011-12-01, 00:52

    Laughing lol! ok thats some damn good shit
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    alexasaro

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    Re: Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by alexasaro on 2011-12-01, 02:08

    Crappy Internet Jokes?
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    alexasaro

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    Re: Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by alexasaro on 2011-12-01, 02:15

    Double Post Derp
    Damn .Gif
    Y U NO WORK ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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    Monstaboi

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    Re: Funny "Jokes"?

    Post by Monstaboi on 2011-12-01, 03:18

    alexasaro wrote:Double Post Derp
    Damn .Gif
    Y U NO WORK ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
    Damn double posts, y u no use edit button.

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