Orcworm Fan Fiction ;]

This thread should be about the beauty of Orcworm, and our fantasies involving the mighty one...
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My contribution, which I have managed to remove the sexual tension from with skilled editing:

Orcworm awoke at daybreak, as he had since he was a boy, to the sound of a cockerel’s call. Kissing Lina gently, he thanked God he had been so lucky to find her amongst the others; her beauty was unmatched in his eyes, and her voice all the more soothing when she made him the old favourite - hot gooseberry pie. ‘Yes’ he nodded, she was a good wife.
Work on the ranch was hard; all work of the land was hard. Though it didn’t go without its rewards – a feeling of accomplishment, and security, and the knowledge that he could always provide for his family (which was soon set to flourish). He breathed in the sweet air and sent the last cow on its way.
As always, the town was full of excitement and laughter, with men drunk and singing, and their womenfolk shaking their heads in earnest. Orcworm shook a few warm hands and was offered congratulations on his recent marriage, which he accepted with a nod and a wink – a strange custom to which all the few inhabitants had become used to long ago. As he passed the sheriff’s office, he ducked out of sight – it had, after all, been him who pinched Old George’s chicken’s eggs.
With a relieved sigh, he arrived home and sat down into his favourite armchair…

The story of my first meeting and our live now:

Guess who is the penguin

PureCraft wrote:The story of my first meeting and our live now:

Guess who is the penguin

Awwwwwww, Pure! I watched it and grinned ^_^

the thing I worry most about: It actually fits..

Ah, you ate his fish, so he spanked you... yes, I remember that time well.

No, I got demoted for giving satan nippels on SpA.. long story.

Orc's reaction:

Also, I'd like to file a complaint. You're fanfic is sexist. I should be among the drunk men. >:C

I entered this topic expecting a horrendous slashfic. Luckily it turned out to only be a rather nonsensical story.

hahaha xD I'd like some other people to write some! Just to creep the poor guy out even more...

never ever invite her to the skype calls again.. im scared

PureCraft wrote:never ever invite her to the skype calls again.. im scared

Ahh, your charm is exceeded only by your beauty, Purecraft!

ill write some scary stories if you like... =D
I mean endearing and touching stories

BodomWarHeart wrote:ill write some scary stories if you like... =D
I mean endearing and touching stories

Oh, that would be excellent, Bodom! Having learned the art of english with you I can only imagine the sort of sick twisted lovely tales you would write!

I think by naow Pure is shittin his pants in fear. so many compliments.

If you guys girls Crackfawxx can give me an idea on what to write I'd try to .

Haha, great, Baldy! Write whatever you want! A poem, a mystery story, a romance, a bromance...

I like the last one.....I'll get writin.

pizza > music > halo: reach > orcworm > pac-man >chewing gum> pogo sticks > muddy water

thats orcworm on my scale of crap

You rate pizza higher than music? That's a bit much, don't you think?

Ciphon wrote:music > Halo 3 > orcworm > pizza > pac-man >chewing gum> pogo sticks > muddy water

thats orcworm on my scale of crap

I have fixed your scale good sir
Hope you don't mind.

2 Dollars paypal to whoever makes an epic, multi-page Orcworm yaoi.

What the hell...Tangy!

Oh god he lurks.

555 words of smutty orcworm literature, as penned by moi ;] :


Orc’s muscles were tense and ready to act. The girl he’d convinced to come back here was lain unconscious before him on the bed, her legs slightly open, and her eyes puffed up from all the insensible crying. The stupid bitch didn’t realise what an honour he would be doing her by laying her – he was a king, adored by the masses; a warrior who had slain many foul beasts of the night; a diplomat, who had been the answer to many a call. Yes, he would be giving her an incomparable gift, that one day she would be made to understand. When she awoke he would do it, perhaps after he caressed her little hips, or maybe after she expressed her love for him, whilst he took her maidenhood. The latter seemed most fitting, so with an anxious glance to ensure she was still breathing, he sat down into his leather armchair, and skimmed over the many praises from his people.

Lately a peasant named Crackfawxx had taken his interest, for she wrote about him with such insight and charm that had she not already be accounted for, he would have taken her back here instead. Most recently she had written an inspiring poem concerning his plight and eventual defeat of the 8-bit clan, who had threatened to burn the homes of his people. He had to remind himself of her lowly rank, to prevent himself from responding to some of her appeals, and to bring himself to the task in hand – the girl on his bed.

She had in the passing moments stirred ever so slightly from her rest, so he took from the desk drawer a syringe filled with a handy drug that would ensure she enjoyed the moments to come. The name of the stuff had been rubbed off, but he had been ensured by the seller that it would heighten female pleasure, and lessen any doubts she held about his grasp on her (which, although unlikely, would be best avoided). With gentleness often unseen by those who loved him, Orcworm injected the mixture into her wrist so as to quicken the process.

Before his eyes, he could see the girl moisten and grow restless. Soon her eyes started to lull open, and he had her take another drug, this time to calm her nerves and to even make her happy. Despite his kingly rank, even Orc couldn’t fight his animal urges. He desperately wanted to do the deed now.

With haste, he pulled down his trousers, revealing an endowment that would not at all disappoint the many women who desired his attention. He grabbed her legs and pulled her body closer, to which she replied with an excited gasp. “Good.” he thought, “She isn’t going to struggle.” Without a moment’s more thought, he fucked the girl. She was adequate in bed, but sadly her shrieks as he pressed into her untouched body were not so pleasure filled as he had desired. He would do this again later, so he could feel more satisfied. He had also passed into her a warmth that would bring him a son and heir – an important job, which he was more than pleased to have completed; his contemporaries, FillerB and Purecraft would stop hassling him, and once again he could concentrate on furthering his affluence.


Edit: Wow. I can't help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. Wow.

Oh GAWD! MAH EYEZ!

Jesus fucking Christ

That's...

Orcworm wrote:That's...

Quite a handful eh?

What the fuck? arent you like 15?

I know what she did while she wrote this...

*summoning the almighty fillerB to nuke the shit out of this thread*

I take it you liked it then. ;D
I'm 16 I'll have you know, so this shit's legal!

Edit: And the moral of the story is - start up a forum condoning fanfiction, and your eyes will inevitably be burned like little black olives.

... I do not know what to say to that... at least my writers block section is being used, that story is slightly disturbing... please try to lower the explicit detail for next instalment please...

Yoda's clock struck midnight, interrupting his majestic sleep within his secluded swamp-based abode. Having being awoken from a rather erotic dream, strange and immoral images plagued old Yoda's mind. These images he depicted were rather strange and tempting, yet could not be fulfilled within the sanctity of internet porn and masturbation. Yoda's deep fantasizing was abruptly interrupted by a hammering at the door. Yoda, now semi-erect, waddled over to the door and slid back the heavy cold steel that covered the door's peep hole. Peering through, Yoda's eyes bestowed an unfamiliar young man, fair purpled haired, and bold, contrasting facial features. "Perfect..." Yoda slid out under his breath. He was however shocked by an instant reply from the young man. "Open up! It be me, Orcworm! I have come to fulfill your sick and twisted fantasies involving purple hair!". Without hesitation, Yoda hastily unbolted the dilapidated excuse of a door, which was proceeded by Orcworm's immediate forceful entry, smashing the door into the adjacent wall like a ragdoll. Slightly confused yet aroused, Yoda stated "Let us do this young one.". Orcworm gratefully placed both hands upon Yoda's cheeks, and passionately moved in for a slow and sensual kiss. Suddenly, a gurgling sound came from the throat and stomach of young Orcworm. Yoda grinned with excitement as his mouth was gracefully filled with a foul smelling, odd coloured vomit. Chunks of undigested food along with stomach fluids overflowed from Yoda's mouth and moistened his toes. Wiggling his toes within the vomit ecstatically, Yoda suddenly felt the urge to commence bowel operations. As if Orcworm has read Yoda's mind, the young one immediately thrust around to the backside of Yoda, and tightly placed his lips among Yoda's anal hole. A graceful portion of diarrhea spurted into Orcworm's mouth, causing a gag reflux, resulting in more vomit. A puddle of vomit and diarrhea begun to settle and curdle upon the swampy floor. Yoda and Orcworm both looked at each other sharing a large smile. Following this, they dropped to their knees and begun to lick up the wonderful mess they had made. Abruptly, Orcworm dropped to the floor and froze in an odd position of tongue in mid-licking pose. Yoda shot up to aid his companion, "Young Orcworm! What troubles you!". It was too late, with the last slip of breath from Orcworm's mouth, Yoda heard the words, "Ddos...". Yoda understood, stood up, and assploded.

I apologise for the lack of formatting and paragraphing. I hope this does not ruin the story for you. :]

Oh dear, George. What has become of you? Festering away in the darkness of your bedroom, you could think of only this to sustain yourself.

o_o

Aileen, may I add that your were the single person to fully condone my story.

dude that is quite messed up, also DO NOT DOUBLE POST!

I honestly lol'd through the whole thing xD

I got one -
Orcworm was walking along the East Exit when he saw a griefer.
He shouted "B4N H4MM0RZ!!!!!!!!" and banned him. The greifer then
threatened to DDOS the server cause he was a whiny bitch.
He then DDOS'd the server and we did not give a fuck.

100% Genuine!

good job.

Orc was not pleased with his Work. In a drunken stupor he had coerced an attractive young lady to accompany him back home. Through his whiskey goggles his catch had seemed like the most beautiful woman alive, but the next morning after the deed had been done it was a different story. The woman of his dreams turned out to be a fat middle aged woman, similar physique and facial features to a hippopotamus with the skin texture of a crocodile.

The fat blob of jelly shifted in its, most probably food related, sleep. Crumpling the sheets even more and covering up one of the more explicit looking stains on the multi-hued sheet. The fat one let out a huge, bowel ripping fart and woke up. She looked at Orc's disgusted face and instantly realised what was wrong. She stood up, avoiding Orc's gaze and sought out clothing to cover her nudeness. Sliding on a a skid-mark lined pair of panties and a threadbare bra, fishing her boobs up from dangling about her navel she turned to Orc. With a sad sigh, she continued to dress.

Orc left the room and went into the grimy kitchen, opening the fridge he realised that his most recent conquest had eaten all of the food within and left only a half full bowl of chicken soup. Placing the contents into a pan and onto the hob. His elaphantine lover waddled unmagestically into the kitchen and sat down at the table nearby. Orc, having forgotten about her thought someone had broken in and spun round brandishing the hot pan of soup. The steaming contents flew through the air and landed on the face of the woman. The sound of her screams similar to that of blending a jellyfish while listening to Opera.

Just then FillerB, his room-mate walked in through the door, looking at the pathetic scene unfolding before him. The fat thing with her face melting off, Orc brandishing the hot pan with a look of terror and orgasmic pleasure on his face. In response Filler jumped up, got on the Floor and everyone walked the dinosaur.


IMA DERP!

suuuureeee....

suuuureeee...

What? =D

WTF? Is Orcworm some sort of rapist now?

Hamosh86 wrote:WTF? Is Orcworm some sort of rapist now?

What do you mean "now"?

The point of my story was to identify the effect that our treating him like a god may have on Orcworm. It may even give him a god complex.

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Nah, I just did it for the lulz. As for Bodom and Getris; they're sick bastards. And I love them ^_^

Did you start my story yet?

I'll get right on it!