i am sorry

i am sorry for whatever i did that resulted in me being banned. i really dont know what i did because i share an account with my brother. if it was him i will reset my password so he cant do whatever he did again. and maybe un ban me. [=

I assume you were banned in the temporary map mayhem so I'm not really that bothered about trawling through the logs to find the incident. One more chance as per usual.

The power and mercyful Orcworm spoke.

But I have heard that "my brother did it" story far too many times, please refrain from using it in the future, I would advice you to use the "My dog pooped all over my keyboard so i had to wash it while playing minecraft (didnt wanna log off since we get 1 gil every minute, although i didnt realise we didnt get any gils on the temp), and suddenly my cat jumps up and starts playing with my mouse and before I knew it, my dog and cat had managed to grief a 500x500 area in less than 30 seconds. And I don't know how the dog managed to jump up on my desk and poop considering that my desk is 6 foot tall and my dog is merely 1 foot tall, Unknown breed.".

^ Sounds legit to me.

Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

filmjolk wrote:But I have heard that "my brother did it" story far too many times, please refrain from using it in the future, I would advice you to use the "My dog pooped all over my keyboard so i had to wash it while playing minecraft (didnt wanna log off since we get 1 gil every minute, although i didnt realise we didnt get any gils on the temp), and suddenly my cat jumps up and starts playing with my mouse and before I knew it, my dog and cat had managed to grief a 500x500 area in less than 30 seconds. And I don't know how the dog managed to jump up on my desk and poop considering that my desk is 6 foot tall and my dog is merely 1 foot tall, Unknown breed.".

LMAO!

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

PetePorty wrote:

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

My sister is my hand/blow-jobber.. Is that ok? Hmm? Anyone?

Invision wrote:

PetePorty wrote:

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

My sister is my hand/blow-jobber.. Is that ok? Hmm? Anyone?

Depends...is she hot?

Havoc928 wrote:

Invision wrote:

PetePorty wrote:

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

My sister is my hand/blow-jobber.. Is that ok? Hmm? Anyone?

Depends...is she hot?

Can I date her!?

Hmmm. One word-- LOL.

Idiot, you didn't quote!

Havoc928 wrote:

Invision wrote:

PetePorty wrote:

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

My sister is my hand/blow-jobber.. Is that ok? Hmm? Anyone?

Depends...is she hot?

Uhm, I think so. Hotter than Jessica Alba, if you ask me.. ?

PetePorty wrote:

Havoc928 wrote:

Invision wrote:

PetePorty wrote:

battlekid wrote:Yeah, it's overused. Try this:

Well, I was on (the server name) at __:__ (AM/PM) when my (cat, dog, little brother, sex slave) stole my account. I then (beat, killed, laughed at, sat on, decapitated) (name of dog, cat, little brother, sex slave), and resumed control to see that they had griefed a (10x10 area, 100x100 area, the whole map). Scared to death, I tried to explain, but was (owned, raped, banned and/or kicked) from (the server name). I am (very sorry, mildly amused, kind of scared, a total dickhead), and would like to (beg/demand) a(n) (unban, unkick, unmute, unown, unrape).
(in)sincerely,
(name of (banned, kicked, raped, owned) player)

What if it was my granny, who happens to also be my sex slave?

My sister is my hand/blow-jobber.. Is that ok? Hmm? Anyone?

Depends...is she hot?

Can I date her!?

Uhm, no. That would be nasty, she has been sucking my dick and balls, all day long, then you wanna go kiss with her? Uhm.. No.. She's my sex slave, and only mine!

I've got such a good caption... Orc, can I PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE?

No, she's mine, just ask mom..

I've let you have free reign so far... so...

Nah, I rather keep my freedom, jail isn't a nice place... >.<

Lol Invision...your poor sister.

If only she knew.

This was such a nice thread on Monday...

yepps...

Haha reading all of this was great.

Invision wrote: No, she's mine, just ask mom..

Can i atleast have her number?

Orcworm wrote:This was such a nice thread on Monday...

This kind of off topic pervertedness about Invisions sister is what makes the internet great.

You know... I'm not touching this topic, I mean... if it was anywhere else, it'd be locked, deleted and all the users posting on it banned, but... It's Orcworm! ^_^

Anyways, Invision, can I have her FB, mail, MySpace, phone number, address and naked pics?

I want the naked pics!

LOL... Looks like my epic ban appeal guide produced enough LOLness to last us a while .

This thread is epic... EPIC...

Reminda me in the good old SPA trolling days...
Pete have the ability to derail a whole thread with 1 post...
godlike

this thread is messed up.

no, it lives on.. derailed (dramatic chipmunk music)

this tread is so off topic, it's actually kinda funny