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Okay, so true to my word I'm attempting to be less boring. I would quickly like to point out that I am shit scared of the dark (technically it's not the dark, it's shadows, if you wanna know what I'm on google pareidolia). But anyway, starting with the title, I allways hated the way that companys "steal" christmas putting everything up saying that people need to buy things and get stuff for christmas, so, I was walking down what is basically the festive isle in my local Morrisons, I seen a rather large chocolate Santa and releasing all of my hate for the "corporate christmas" made his croth explode with a swift hook to that general area. I also went on a walk down a long dark trail that usually I would crap my self on, but I just laughed and messed around. So yeah, it may not seem like much, but hey, I'm changing, may not be much but for me these are quite big.
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Punching Santa in the balls.
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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Go read catcher in the rye and report back here
http://www.4shared.com/document/Nqj5kc7F/The_Catcher_In_The_Rye.html
http://www.4shared.com/document/Nqj5kc7F/The_Catcher_In_The_Rye.html
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Orcworm wrote:Isn't it past your bedtime?
What's bedtime.
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- Spoiler:
- If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all—I'm not saying that—but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that's all I told D.B. about, and he's my brother and all. He's in Hollywood. That isn't too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He's going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He's got a lot of dough, now. He didn't use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was “The Secret Goldfish.” It was about this little kid that wouldn't let anybody look at his goldfish because he'd bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me.
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sieve wrote:
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If that's catcher in the rye then I'll pass.
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Oh god, you are his spitting image
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sieve wrote:Oh god, you are his spitting image
Yeh but he is too phony.
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haha
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...sieve and Jarvisd... You never fail to confuse me...
And good for you darkxephos for changing!
And good for you darkxephos for changing!
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YOU'RE ALL SO GODDAMN PHONEY
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sieve wrote:Oh god, you are his spitting image
Explain ???
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thebadhatter wrote:YOU'RE ALL SO GODDAMN PHONEY
Tru dat, bro.
Also;
another darkxephos thread?
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The Catcher in the Rye is the story of a kid who hates society and everyone else because no one understands him. After flunking out of his highschool he travels through New York City trying to escape from his problems. It has a bunch of symbolism about innocence vs. experience and revolves around the protagonist learning what it means to grow up. Basically heaven for angsty kids such as yourself.
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I enjoyed it
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Is this a written acceptance of public vandalism 
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Grintendo wrote:Is this a written acceptance of public vandalism
Yes.
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Yay.
Yay for public vandalism!
Yay for public vandalism!
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