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    NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

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    FillerB
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    NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by FillerB on 2011-02-16, 14:07

    Een man uit het Australische Darwin is op een bizarre wijze gewond geraakt aan het hoofd. Jure Skumavc (31) kreeg op een vrijgezellenfeestje een dildo tegen zijn hoofd geslingerd. Het seksspeeltje was door een ingehuurde stripster gelanceerd vanuit haar vagina. Dat scheen haar specialiteit te zijn; ze kon de dildo's "tot zeven meter ver en twee meter hoog" afvuren. Skumavc kreeg een van de dildo's tegen het hoofd en begon prompt te bloeden. De stripster verontschuldigde zich nadien voor het ongemak.

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    Quick and dirty translation for the non-dutch speaking
    A man from Darwin, Australia suffered a rather bizarre head injury. Jur Skumavc (31) got hit on the head with a dildo while at a bachelor party. The hired stripper launched it from her vagina. According to her this was one of her specialties claiming she could launch dildo 7 meters far and 2 meters high. [note 7m = 23feet, 2m = 6.5feet]. Skumavc got hit by one of the dildo's and started bleeding. The stripper later apologized for the inconvenience.


    What... the... hell...

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Orcworm on 2011-02-16, 14:10

    Thanks for sharing that.

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-16, 14:21

    gross.. but facinating..

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Rulyon on 2011-02-16, 14:22

    Would that technically be considered a sex injury?

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Pete on 2011-02-16, 14:38

    I want to die that way.

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Vespasian on 2011-02-17, 01:30

    I wonder how the stripper "apologized" heheh.

    I know if I was the guy who got hit with apparently some kind of diamond-tipped object that makes your skull bleed, I'd want some special apology.

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by patrickfreed on 2011-02-17, 01:33

    My head still hurts from that...


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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Baldymoint7 on 2011-02-17, 01:37

    Herp.......ese........Derp.......ese

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Onlyme on 2011-02-17, 06:52

    That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard.




    Okay, I lied. (Link Edited out for creepiness and questionable things)

    It's an enhancing comic strip suitable for children.

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Don_Don_Don on 2011-02-17, 13:06

    Pete sent me the link to this yesterday, which really does not surprise me Razz
    Some people just enjoy strange things.
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    It's hardly a party trick you'd be happy to show your family.^^

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    Post by FillerB on 2011-02-17, 13:23

    DDD!

    As for showing you show your family this neat trick all depends on whether you're from Shithole, USA or not.

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    Post by Don_Don_Don on 2011-02-17, 13:29

    Yeah I'm still around ^^
    Did you miss me? Very Happy

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by FillerB on 2011-02-17, 14:32

    Only your avatar =3

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    Post by Don_Don_Don on 2011-02-17, 14:38

    That's good enough for me Very Happy

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    Post by Pete on 2011-02-17, 15:15

    No you're no around, you abandoned us like poor bitches... Sad

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-17, 15:36

    Let him Pete, he was playing trade fortress 2.

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    Post by Pete on 2011-02-17, 15:56

    IDC, he's a bitch. F U Ryan, hope I never see you again! You suck and I hate you! ;_;

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-17, 15:57

    But his avatar is a kitty!

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Pete on 2011-02-17, 16:04

    But we already have Filler for that! (It looks more like a creepy kitty, Filler, sorry. Razz)

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    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-17, 16:16

    saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp ....
    ahh russian multiki...

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    Post by Don_Don_Don on 2011-02-18, 02:06

    PetePorty wrote:IDC, he's a bitch. F U Ryan, hope I never see you again! You suck and I hate you! ;_;


    <3 you too pete ^^

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by FillerB on 2011-02-18, 08:29

    I thought you liked sucky people Pete?

    Anyway more news from down below thats a bit too squicky to repost here:
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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by Rulyon on 2011-02-18, 08:38

    Oh, that's just groddy.

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    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-18, 13:50

    [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] src="[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit">

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    Re: NEWS: Stripper launches dildo from vagina - man hurt

    Post by JuncoPartner on 2011-02-18, 21:56

    What the fuck am I watching pure? elephant

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    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-19, 08:41

    A soviet cartoon of my childhood.

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    Post by Rulyon on 2011-02-19, 09:03

    It's the soviet equivalent to Pepe L'Pew of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner!

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