Scorecard for IRL job:

So, my coworker is out on medical leave for surgery, and my employee is off on the weekends. So that means I work Friday and Saturday nights alone for the next three months. How'd I do my first night?

Shoplifters: 1
Rulyon: 12

Not bad if I do say so myself.

You need a new job, unless catching shoplifters is a game you play.

I Gree with you, Patrick. I only have three months to go before my 5 year apprenticeship starts, though. So the end of the tunnel is in sight! :-D. I am NOT going to kiss retail.