Renamed to something Useful

Well this is spam but whatever
Hi i'm patrick

hi patrick, nice to meet you. sit down and have a cookie

Please take a seat. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. :3

was thinking more of an anonym alcoholics meeting, but thats fine too

these cookies are good omnomnom

I can't moderate in this forum..
Please atleast rename the topic to something more suitable?

Quite possibly, THE most useless topic but one of the most amusing. :3

This topic wasn't even funny until I posted here.

purecraft is wrong... again

Rendarg wrote:was thinking more of an anonym alcoholics meeting, but thats fine too

um ... hi im josh and ,i ,im an alcoholic ... (not realy)

PureCraft wrote:This topic wasn't even funny until I posted here.

It still isnt't funny now.

we need away to derail this thread

we cant derail this because it had no use in the first place other than being the first post in this subforum, its wasnt even a real introduction

how do you want to derail something that started as spam? in other words, close

i have an idea ... we shall start talking about a topic ... so it shall be derailed

Again, it cannot be derailed since it serves no point whatsoever.

fuckit ... lock teh undereailable thread ... t mocks us with its underailability

Hello... I'm Pete; Pete Porty, and I'm an alcoholic. It all started back in highschool... I was young and stupid, and I had this girfriend... Her name was Michelle, and she was nice and all, but at parties she would go crazy... I started going to parties with her, drinking until beer tasted like air... It all happened so quickly; my change from being a straight "A"s student to an alcoholic fail... It all happened so, so quickly... After that I went to the uni, messed with obscure stuff... Got into more trouble than Paris Hilton... I was arrested several times, went into different jails, met interesting people... This made me lose my job at the coffee shop and everything I had, my house, my wife, my kids... I lost everything... So here I am, trying to get better... I think we can do it together, if we try guys... I know we can do it.

PetePorty wrote:Hello... I'm Pete; Pete Porty, and I'm an alcoholic. It all started back in highschool... I was young and stupid, and I had this girfriend... Her name was Michelle, and she was nice and all, but at parties she would go crazy... I started going to parties with her, drinking until beer tasted like air... It all happened so quickly; my change from being a straight "A"s student to an alcoholic fail... It all happened so, so quickly... After that I went to the uni, messed with obscure stuff... Got into more trouble than Paris Hilton... I was arrested several times, went into different jails, met interesting people... This made me lose my job at the coffee shop and everything I had, my house, my wife, my kids... I lost everything... So here I am, trying to get better... I think we can do it together, if we try guys... I know we can do it.

I'm Charlie Sheen, enough said.

Does it offend you that I believed that until you said "wife and kids"?

hehehe, "met interesting people", still useless topic but at least i got some lolz

patrickfreed wrote:Does it offend you that I believed that until you said "wife and kids"?

Not at all; mainly because the story was about 75% true.

Can't even bother reading more than the first 3-4 comments.

Guys, if you have been here for weeks, maybe months, and are pretty damn active, you should post a "introduction" topic, because most of the other active members knows you.

This forum was for newcomers. And guys? This topic is still not funny..

I never really intended it to be funny, I just had to be the first

Alright, first attempt to make this topic, errr... railed I guess:
'Ello folks. I'm The_Lizardman and I've been playing for about a week. I'm a donator (both in game at times and to the server) and I own a house due west of the Orc statue (courtesy of dlop16230). I'm a frequent player and try to help those in need when I get the chance. Thank you for reading.

darkxephos wrote:um ... hi im josh and ,i ,im an alcoholic ... (not realy)

Me too! Though I prefer Joshua, not Josh.

My efforts appear to have been in vain. :/

Rulyon wrote:

darkxephos wrote:um ... hi im josh and ,i ,im an alcoholic ... (not realy)

Me too! Though I prefer Joshua, not Josh.

meh i go by both although joshua is the name i was given at birth

Yeah... You'll never know my real name. >.<

Pete's name is Christian but his behavior is anything but =P.

PetePorty wrote:Yeah... You'll never know my real name. >.<

Pedro Llorens


...woops.

Duuuuuude! You weren't supposed to tell people my real name! ;_;

Doesn't help when you've set your Facebook page to 'PeterPorty' ;p.


...Woops, again.

Duuuuuude! (I haven't been on facebook for at least a couple of months... >.<) But really... Dude!

Orcworm wrote:

PetePorty wrote:Yeah... You'll never know my real name. >.<

Pedro Llorens


...woops.

Lets see here...Copy and paste in my blog...Become a celebrity by me..get into a sex scandal with whores...(do some drugs)...and there you go, pete!
Theres lots of Pedro Llorens's in Facebook! but whos this one!

The ugly one.

WHICH ugly one Andy? They all look the same, that is to say ugly as sin, to me.

Guys its [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Durrrrrrrrr
Edit:Ah i got ninja'd
Edit 2: I guess not

hi im maroon_potatoe my real name is callum im 15 half scottish half english and i know alot of idiots *cough* josh(darkxephos)

He has a monibrow...Its k..

GaMerG77 wrote:He has a monibrow...Its k..

Heh, never heard it like that. I usually say unibrow

mono=Europe
uni=US

Although I'd like to know why on earth did Andy google me?

Because I'm some sort of stalker like that.

maroon_potatoe wrote:hi im maroon_potatoe my real name is callum im 15 half scottish half english and i know alot of idiots *cough* josh(darkxephos)

fuck you im not an idiot ... most of the time im not ... ok most of the time im not smart but hey ... im me and im in all int 2 and credit classes ,exept german butthats only cos i hate learning the language

German is retarded (no offense), but this is the third year I got it, and the grammar is so stupid! Like, you analyze each word to make a sentence.. If you forget one thing in the analyze part, you will get a 1-4 (or F-C), but if you use like 30 minutes for 1 sentence, and got like 100 of these, you MIGHT get a 5-6 (or B-A)

i accidently said my name was 14 and im joshua healy years old in a test

oh hello there.
i am a donator.
i play minecraft.
i build stuff.
i go out of my way to kill vespian.
i own a shop.
'nuff said? nuff said.

Awesome smiley is awesome

Guys, you should create a new topic for each of yourselves.

Horay a post counter push thread? awesome.

Dude, why, oh why must I lock everything? :/ I won't lock it now, but you people should keep your inner (and in Filler's case, outer) beast trapped within yourself. ^_^