I would like to see some pictures of the party afterwards, but I got boned by swearing.
I've dodged a lot of scud missiles created by the equally so persons in the server, and now I'm beating the meat of this fucked up justice system of the server alone. And I just came all over my face.
Here's the WILL:
Battlekid - You get full rights to stockade. And all my properties everywhere else but Popetown. Take the stuff from BattleKid's chest too. I'd also ask that you build a courthouse in Stockade, just for my sake. Hold trials in there, as I once wanted to.
Devan1(something, you know who you are) - You were the biggest cunt, and an epic adversary. As much as me, and everyone else thought you were a ginormous dickhole, I like what you stand for. Keep fucking people over, and stand up for yourself. You can have all my Gil, if it's possible. It's only like 10-15k, but hey man, don't spend it all on cocaine.
PATRICKFREED - I remember saving your ass from that t800 guy. Now you're running shit. Congrats. I leave you my place in PopeTown, and all the goodies in it. Check under the pillows, good shit in there. Miss you bro.
FINALLY.
To all the mods, admins and Orcworm - We had a good run. I got fisted, and I know I've left my personal touch on all of you. It's highly bullshit that you won't remember me for my antics on this server. A special thanks to Jarvis, Gamemaster, Pete, and Orcworm - You guys were great, and knew how to handle my shit. I know if any of you were involved in this, you would have handled it correctly. Keep doing well, and attempt to restore our fucked up system of justice.
TO FILLERB, AND PURECRAFT - Hi. Time to drop the class. And time to keep it short. I am not a man who strongly dislikes many things, but what the fuck happened. Pure, you fucked it, and Filler just went off on me. It's okay, what goes around comes around. I'm paying for my dues, and you will soon pay for yours with your spiteful and cunty existences. May you forever remain... ALONE.
To everyone else - Be the best you can be for this server, and have a glorious fucking time doing it. Remember that it's just a fucking game, and not to be afraid to say fuck no, troll, and be you. Get banned? Fine. Always take all of this shit on this server with a grain of salt. Save your seriousness for real life, because honestly, regardless of how right you are, it has been proven that people just don't fucking listen.
I copy pasted a poem, and put in some lovely things. If you want to know me better, which I highly doubt, my name is the same as my Xbox Gamertag. Just message me who you are.
I'm going out of this not knowing what I'll find
But I've decided to follow my heart, stick the fuck up for myself and potentially abandon my mind (because I got banned, lul)
And if there is trolling I know that at least I gave my all
And it is better 2 have trolled and lost than to not have trolled at all
In the morning I may wake to a smile or maybe to some CoD
But first to those of my past I must say goodbye
LOLOL. Peace.
EDIT: I Don't regret donating at all! Continue to donate, because it keeps the server alive. DOITNAO.
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