by thebadhatter 2011-06-14, 03:34
I'd like to point out that my image was lifted from lolcats. I have some remnants of internet-class.
But more importantly, I'd like to share my sadness with you all concerning the fact that even though minecraft is a construction game that draws on lateral thinking, spatial awareness and ultimately, imagination, you're all a bunch of boring dicks who unfailingly suck at doing anything apart from being lame.
When someone declares a holy war on you in an epic and fiery fashion, the desired response isn't a rebuke based on your in-game powers as donators or technical shit about why it is futile because you zoned it or because you have diamond shit or other lame crap. Do you think I'm actually trying to claim any sort of real lasting victory? There's this thing called a respawn, in games - this, among thousands of other things, should tell you that I am not genuinely trying to destroy you.
Take the sticks out of your arses - your internet arrogance and condescension does not make you look superior and sophisticated. Have some goddamn fun for once instead of spending your entire lives collecting one bajillion diamonds so you can say to your other donator+++++++++++++ friends "omggg... i have so many diamonds. lol. and my autofarm auto-obsi multi-layered lapis times one million producer of virtual resources is soooo good. omg. i'm just saying, but i'm so much better than you.. lol noob."
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING D;
IMAGINATION GET