RANDOM JOKE WHICH MADE ME LAUGH FOR AGES

here goes.
3 men walk into a bar.
they start chatting and the 1st man says, i think i have the smallest head in the world.
the 2nd man says i think i have the smallest hand in the world.
the 3rd man says i think i have the smallest penis in the world.

then they all go to check in the guiness world record book.
the 1st man says
YES I HAVE THE SMALLEST HEAD
the 2nd man says
YES I HAVE THE SMALELST HAND
the 3d man says
WHAT, WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER

lawls

Oh I know a good joke:

One day it got really crowded in heaven, so god decided that for one day only, to only let people who died in a terrible way into heaven:

God asked the first man how he died.
He responded "oh it was terrible, I came home one day to my 15th floor apartment to find that my wife had been cheating on me, so I looked all around the house, and I saw him hanging over the balcony by his fingers, so I took a hammer and knocked him off, but then he landed in the bushes and survived, so I took my refrigerator and threw it down after him, crushing him. Then I shortly after had a heart attack from all the disturbance, an died."

God agreed that that was a terrible way to die and let the man in, then the second man came up, and god asked him how he died,
The second man responded "well, it started when I was doing aerobics on my 16th floor apartment balcony, when I fell over the edge, luckily I cought on to the balcony below mine, but then some maniac came up with a hammer, and banged all my fingers so I fell, an landed in some bushes to see a refrigerator coming down on me"

God gave a chuckle and let te man in, then the third man came up and god asked how he died and he said "ok picture this: I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."

LOL hhahahaa good one ciphon

I would post my jokes, but females, jews and black people would probably track me down and burn me. >.>