Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

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Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by NeroTheDarklord 2011-08-12, 11:55

Please post things you think should never be said or asked on the server here.

I'll start with "Please give me OP" cuz that is what a noob asked ME today, appearently unaware that im neighter an admin nor that this is Survival MultiPlayer.

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by GaMerG77 2011-08-12, 11:56

"/kill stats"
"How to become mod guize?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Yarwood 2011-08-12, 12:09

"YarwoodUK abuses admin"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by strpr0wng 2011-08-12, 12:10

"HOW TO GIT OWT OV SPAWNNNNN!?!?!?!?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by onlinerocker 2011-08-12, 12:22

ZOMG !!! Y CANTT I BREAK DIS GLASSSSSS

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Krellyn 2011-08-12, 12:47

WHY MY BROTHER GOT BANNED FOR HONEYPOT? WHAT IZ?

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by sieve 2011-08-12, 13:30

Spoiler:

Rulyon

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Rulyon 2011-08-12, 16:53

"Can I claim this build?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Onlyme 2011-08-12, 16:58

*Insert anything related about other server's and their IP's*

Also, the more common "Can I be staff?" Classic spin from "Can I be OP?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Ciphon 2011-08-12, 17:01

"I'll do anything" For those of you who say that, biggest mistake of your life
"How do I get wood" noob
"Where can I get free stuff" noob
"Jhubbz_ is ugly" Seriously, if you say that, good luck
"Waahhhh this guy killed me" noob
"HELLO EVERYONE HOW IS YOU" caps!
"HeLlO EvErYoNe HoW iS yOu" What are your intentions?
"I like Justin beiber" get the heck outa here, nao!
"this server sucks" bye bye now
"I humped a gorilla the other day" congratulations, bro
"I'll pay you 10gil to tp me to (name), without their permission" sure let's all get banned
"why oh why didn't I find (other server ip) before now" if it's so good, then leave
"[AUCTION] auction start:
Item: dirt
Amount: 2
Price: 17000
Time: 2000. " ...how freaking stupid are you

FillerB

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by FillerB 2011-08-12, 17:59

Jhubbz_ is ugly. It's felt like humping a gorilla. I liked Justin Bieber better. Yes, I wanted to have free stuff, but not like this. I'll do anything to forget that experience.

Something like that Ciph? Very Happy

(Nothing personal Jhubbz_ but the pieces fitted just too perfectly together to ignore)

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by epvprul3s 2011-08-12, 21:01

FillerB wrote:Jhubbz_ is ugly. It's felt like humping a gorilla. I liked Justin Bieber better. Yes, I wanted to have free stuff, but not like this. I'll do anything to forget that experience.

Something like that Ciph?
(Nothing personal Jhubbz_ but the pieces fitted just too perfectly together to ignore)

YOU FORGOT TO WRITE IN CAPS!

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Jhubbz_ 2011-08-12, 21:22

Wow filler.
Just wow.
</333333

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Grintendo 2011-08-12, 21:29

That giant Cookie statue looks tasty. I must take a few blocks out of it!

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by FillerB 2011-08-12, 22:11

Jhubbz_ wrote:</333333

D= Twas a joke! I swear!

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by PureCraft 2011-08-12, 22:19

'This server sucks, fuck you all!'
me: may I show you the door?
/ban thenoob

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Albuca 2011-08-12, 23:05

Lets see, well they all like to try these commands when they join.
/kit
/god
/tp
/give
/item
//
/give
/give
/give .... many many many more times, each with different id's

Theeeen, why cant I break this glass?
"Follow me out of spawn! =D"
*player follows*
*we approach the honeypot*
"Now what ever you do, dont grie..."
@Player has broken a Honeypot Block@
"f.. well that was easy. ^^"

Oh! And can you make it day?
And last but not least,
I fell in a world hole and lost my stack of diamonds! :'(

Ciphon

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Ciphon 2011-08-13, 00:56

Why can't I build
It's so laggy
This server sucks

These are the 3 chat logs that probably take out about 25% of all the people who join

Gotta love teh laggy zoned spawncity

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by uberblake 2011-08-13, 01:52

People ask me "are you teh owner?!?!!??"
"is griefing allowed?!"
"can I has free stuff?"

DoughnutSpanker

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by DoughnutSpanker 2011-08-13, 03:07

"Can I have some diamonds?" "Yeah, sure, just take those blocks over there in my shop!"
-NUBLET has broken a honeypot block!-

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by krios101 2011-08-13, 03:07

What ever you do don't ask Orc about what he does with the 'charitable' donations he receives...

Haven't heard much from the last gu-----

-User last seen at time of writing this post then subject was last seen in a London suburb badly beaten preaching to worship the mighty green thing-

DoughnutSpanker

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by DoughnutSpanker 2011-08-13, 03:16

"Can I have member?"
"Can I be a builder?"
"Why can't I build here?"
"This glass keeps coming back when I break it"
*someone*"I found diamonds!"*noob*"CAN I HAVE SOME?!?!? <33333333"
"Hey you, you have a lot of gil. Can you send me 1K pretty please!?!?!"
"Is Faith enabled?"
"Make it day pl0x"
"Can I have a statue?"
"Ooh, TNT!"

Krellyn

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Krellyn 2011-08-13, 07:02

<--- Goes into the Honeypot block.

"See, I got in no problem! Now you try!"
"I don't want to get banned..."
"Didn't you see me get in? Give it a go, it's fun."
"-banned for Honeypot-"

It's happened before.

Ciphon

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Ciphon 2011-08-13, 09:06

that is the main reason why the honeypot is no longer hollow im guessing

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Ryoman 2011-08-13, 13:01

Duuur Orc ur server suuuxxxx ur such a neeeewb

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by sieve 2011-08-13, 13:13

ponies suck

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by DoughnutSpanker 2011-08-13, 13:14

"What's a gil?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by UrMomsMoat 2011-08-13, 14:42

way to ruin hubbzs' self esteem, guys. how rude.
hubbz is a very, beautiful..person.

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Pete 2011-08-13, 14:59

Hubby is pretty cute for being a guy, IMHO.

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by skoglol 2011-08-13, 17:42

"How do I get a plot in Acheron?"

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by patrickfreed 2011-08-13, 17:44

skoglol wrote:"How do I get a plot in Acheron?"

Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's Lol_cat-12926

sieve

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by sieve 2011-08-13, 19:05

skoglol wrote:"How do I get a plot in Acheron?"

Or better yet, "How do I get a plot in New Frostside?".

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by PureCraft 2011-08-13, 20:57

Pete wrote:Hubby is pretty cute for being a guy, IMHO.

You heard her voice, didn't you?..

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by asacavanagh 2011-08-14, 01:49

Probably not one of the higher up there, but the whole "Can you tp me to you <name>".

Yes, we have the Donator or Staff tags and pretty colours in our names, but no we don't always want you to be with us... think first..

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by some_ranger1 2011-08-17, 15:27

asacavanagh wrote:Probably not one of the higher up there, but the whole "Can you tp me to you <name>".

Yes, we have the Donator or Staff tags and pretty colours in our names, but no we don't always want you to be with us... think first..

Not True if someone asks to go somewhere i think you should help them in anyway cause you where once in their situation (look at my avatar)

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Chazdude42 2011-08-23, 01:21

Its funny cos I said most of those things all on my first day xD

<-- Such a noob right there

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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by PureCraft 2011-08-23, 01:39

Gtfo my server

[This User was BANZORED WITH THE FIST OF THE MOTHERBEEPING NORTHSTAR for this post.](FillerB: Wololooo, no not really.)
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Re: Things you should never say or ask on Orcworm's

by Baldymoint7 2011-08-23, 01:52

^-^ I <3 ^^^^^^That post.

A thing you should never say... This server sucks (in any way), because then you will be bombarded by the people online with hate.

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