storycraft

its me again wit some thing new! yep you guessed it Storycraft!
this is where i bring you stories. todays story is the
"theory of the creeper"
recently questions have been asked for how a creeper is made. for they are not a natural occurence in our world. well this is what i know. when a person or an animal dies and its soul feels unfulfilled that soul will wander about these lands. sometimes getting itself tangled in the leaves and branches of trees. in order to free itself it will make a deal with the tree of wich it was stuck in. gaining new form and body this soul will use. to do the bidding of the tree. to promptly find and explode upon the people who might want to cut down any trees. these souls do this wishing to be fulfilled. the creeper's face is sad for it knows it will no longer have a life when its deed is done.

THE END....ssssssssssssssssssssss... BOOM!!!

GRAMMAR, GODDAMMIT!

I only saw a paragraph story with caps.. I didn't even bother reading it.

You missed the most riveting tale of human history, onlyme.

Changed my life.

I believe that theyre actually giant green things o,o

hey hey man jeez im doing this on the itouch so sorrt for miss spellings or it auto correcting things! and yes i speak american! yaeh i said that. and that was just a random story i came up with. when i read these comments i was all like " Holy Tits My Hearts Gonna Explode Out Of My Ass!"

zeix72 wrote:"... i speak american..."

Oh my...

PetePorty wrote:

zeix72 wrote:"... i speak american..."

Oh my...

buddah.

PetePorty wrote:

zeix72 wrote:"... i speak american..."

Oh my...

pete, this is why you stay the hell away from us americans. were are... well look at what zeix wrote, the explains the majority of us...

not me of course; me fail engilsh? unpossible!

If got a story for you:
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Dear Zeix72 and other rapers of the English language,

"I speak american" is NO excuse since besides a few alternative spellings (color - colour), terms (truck - lorry) and grammar rules there is virtually no difference between American English and Proper English. There are tons of non-native speakers on here who do a better job at speaking "your" language, so why can't you?

I know I'm being a fucking annoying grammar-Nazi about this but these kind of posts make the forum, and by extension the server, look like a den of immature assholes. And this, while an accurate representation, can turn a lot of potential awesome people away. I mean, I wouldn't even think twice about joining a server crawling with so many people who are even too goddamn lazy to take the time to type a normal non-retarded message.

Love and cuddles,

FillerB, Resident Asshole and Grammar-Nazi Supreme

FillerB wrote:FillerB, Asshole and Grammar-Nazi

Gota agree with that

English, bitch! Do you speak it?!

Well, from now on, I speak Peteish.

Srg ahgior sengaz FillerB thoggs erfin erfin mokk, simp; neme srg ensom'me PureCraft folle 20 sighen seigaz. Gonchimo?

damn it! google translator doesn't support that language!

i speak psychopath as well he he.

you know what forget it im done screw my idea.

Locked.
You forgot the dot sweetheart <3
-PureCraft

We're horrible people... >.<

I thought it was a pretty good story.

NOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!