Damn good Jokes

I was talking with a few people on the server, and that got me to wondering.. do you all have some good jokes?


I'll leave this here.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

I have some, but most of them are sex-related. Don't know how I feel about telling those jokes to a bunch of minor miners.

Hmmmm...

A) What do you call five blondes standing in a circle?

Spoiler:

B) What do you call five blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?

Spoiler:

3 gays lay on each other, what happened there?
-Its the birthday of the guy in the middle.

Haha I'll have to use that one.

I like really bad jokes. Like someone was making me a chicken sammich just yesterday, and they asked if I liked skin, and I replied "Yeah I like skin, I'd be pretty boned without it"

how many jews can you fit in a voltswagon?
why is there a clock on the oven?
why dont women need drivers lisens?
whats the worst kind of driver?

:]

Translated to english:
What was Hitler most afraid of?
The gas bill.
(german)
Wo vor hatte Hitler am meisten Angst?
Gasrechnung ^_^

Women are good for 70 things.
Cooking and 69

Women's rights

Haha Good One Patrick Never would have imagined it even possible in the internet.