Are you dissatisfied with your life?

Do you wish to find provoking, poignant and life-affirming works of magnificent art that will rock you to your emotional core? Do you yearn for something that will propel you from the drab monotony of your day-to-day struggle through a sea of dullness? Look no further my good people, for salvation is at hand. You can read my lovely works of fiction, today, at:

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and stuff!

Fine I admit, the real purpose of this topic is because I long for brutal, unmerciful, unremittingly cruel critique to such a gruesome extent that I am smashed into a thousand tiny pieces of desolation and misery. Then I am able to rebuild myself into something even bigger and better with each ascension from the ashes of my fragile self-esteem! Hurray self improvement.

Or you can praise me because well, y'all know I deserve it :3

Yours sincerely,
-The Hat


(DO IT)

Question:

Are there furries in said works? :3

*reads first four sentences of that site*

...

*added to bookmarks*

I'll be sure to start reading it all after work, if I don't shot like you say I will <3

Lizardman: Not that I can recall. There are however, unprecedented levels of cool.

What the...

What the... I have never seen anything as fantastic as this? My life has suddenly become bearable and I will immediately give thebadhatter all my love and wealth, virtual or tangible in gratitude?

I understand why you would think that.

I fucking love this...

By "this" do you mean my beautiful and unblemished personality, or my deliciously sweet combinations of words?

It's okay to love both.

You sir, are a genius, thats all.

Feel free to show your boundless admiration through gifts of gil because I'm saving up to get me one of them donator status thangs.

Good. I'm not terribly fond of furries (my ex was a furry). Trolling aside...

As for your works, you certainly have an unprecedented vocabulary, being both illustrative and appealing. Your ability to make fiction in a contemporary manner is quite impressive, as I usually find modern tech to be the antithesis of good writing.

You sir, impress me. :3

Fortunately I read both trashy fantasy and timeless classics of awesome, resulting in a somewhat pleasant blend of both :3

Lizardman wrote:...my ex was a furry...

Pictures. Nao.

PetePorty wrote:

Lizardman wrote:...my ex was a furry...

Pictures. Nao.

My GF can be a furry sometimes... oh gawsh...

I don't much understand furries. What exactly is the motivation behind it? :0
And by 'being a furry', what does that involve exactly?
I suspect a crazy furry geneticist will soon realise the fantasies of a million furries worldwide.
HYBRIDSSSS!

This feels somewhat off topic. Off topic on off topic. Offception.

Let's write a haiku:

Orcworm is a girl
thebadhatter rocks your socks
Refrigerator

thebadhatter wrote:Let's write a haiku:

Orcworm is a girl
thebadhatter rocks your socks
Refrigerator

This wins.

thebadhatter wrote:I don't much understand furries. What exactly is the motivation behind it? :0
And by 'being a furry', what does that involve exactly?
I suspect a crazy furry geneticist will soon realise the fantasies of a million furries worldwide.
HYBRIDSSSS!

There multiple kinds of furries. For example you got people who just like drawing antropomorphic animals, you got the ones who like to dress up and you got the sick fucks who get off on Star Fox-porn. They aren't all batshit insane. They just like doing what they do. Same with people who like to write bad haiku.

thebadhatter wrote:Let's write a haiku:

Orcworm is a girl
thebadhatter rocks your socks
Refrigerator

thebadhatter is wierd
he thinks orcworm is a girl
but he really is

you stole the refrigerator part from another poem, seen here.

Spoiler:

and by the way, that is not a Haiku, but a Senryo. Common mistake, a haiku has to do with nature, but a Senryo is to do with human nature and can be a bit commical

trolling-done

whenever i have freetime ill read through your works, it seems like you have good word choice

Never said I didn't take it from that truth be told, to be Frank. Frank's an honest guy, in case you didn't know. And I dislike haiku, 99.99% of the time they are shit and pointless and pseudo-smug, unless done non-seriously for minor chuckles.

Once again I ask you collectively

Y
SO
SERIOUS? ):

Why do you not accept my jesting but rather tear it down with your boring smugness? Is it because you construe me as "a troll"? I thought a troll was a person who tried to garner rage and frustration due to his purposeful ignorance/playing the devil's advocate. I do not think I fit these criteria, to be George. Forshame, forsooth, hiterto I am thither.

Overreaction much? I only answered your question concerning furries and Ciph only points out a honest mistake and counters your haiku/senryo/whatever with one of his own.

I reserve the right to unnecessarily rage

I have issues that I am trying to work through with my long time partner, John, and my psychiatrist. I am on the road of recovery but I would greatly appreciate the collective support of the server.

Preferably in the form of gil.

I support you in soul. You're my new BFF.

Me and you babe, we'll take on the world.

</3

NUUU Filly-Poo! I still love you! It's just that you're so happy all the time... I need someone deeper than you; if you know what I mean.