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    Onlyme

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    Damn good Jokes

    Post by Onlyme on 2011-02-28, 07:23

    I was talking with a few people on the server, and that got me to wondering.. do you all have some good jokes?


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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by Rulyon on 2011-02-28, 08:25

    I have some, but most of them are sex-related. Don't know how I feel about telling those jokes to a bunch of minor miners.

    Hmmmm...

    A) What do you call five blondes standing in a circle?
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    B) What do you call five blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
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    A wind tunnel.


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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-28, 15:50

    3 gays lay on each other, what happened there?
    -Its the birthday of the guy in the middle.


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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by JuncoPartner on 2011-02-28, 16:18

    Haha I'll have to use that one.

    I like really bad jokes. Like someone was making me a chicken sammich just yesterday, and they asked if I liked skin, and I replied "Yeah I like skin, I'd be pretty boned without it" Laughing
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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-28, 16:23

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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by aapl2 on 2011-02-28, 16:29

    how many jews can you fit in a voltswagon?
    why is there a clock on the oven?
    why dont women need drivers lisens?
    whats the worst kind of driver?

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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by PureCraft on 2011-02-28, 16:35

    Translated to english:
    What was Hitler most afraid of?
    The gas bill.
    (german)
    Wo vor hatte Hitler am meisten Angst?
    Gasrechnung ^_^
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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by GaMerG77 on 2011-03-01, 04:01

    Women are good for 70 things.
    Cooking and 69
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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by patrickfreed on 2011-03-01, 04:08

    Women's rights


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    Re: Damn good Jokes

    Post by GaMerG77 on 2011-03-01, 04:09

    Haha Good One Patrick Never would have imagined it even possible in the internet.
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