Could there be signs that answer the "noob" questions in the spawn tower?

For example:

1) Gil is the server's currency. Check it using /money.
2) To become a member, just play the game.
3) To auction, use /auction help

It seems like a simple request and it helps the new players get their information faster.

1 and 2 are already there under the 3 signs that say F A Q

Make the third one, jar

Well, *I* know that, but nubs are pretty stupid when it comes to reading something not DIRECTLY in front of them.

I agree it is on a random floor too, past a bunch of empty ones lol

Which is why it needs to be in their face and impossible to miss.

You can't teach little faggots to not grief, they won't listen .. thats the interwebZ bro.

That's expected though. If there are signs that they can NOT miss, people in chat could just tell 'em to read the signs at spawn rather than answer the same question from 100 different nubs.

You're severely overestimating the abilities of dumb people, Lizard. Then they would just start whining that they cannot find the signs or that the signs miraculously "disappeared". Seen it happen too many times now.

I assume you mean underestimating due to your context. Under that assumption:

While I realize that newbies generally have the mental capacity of a block of wood, if they miss a sign directly in their face, that's their stupidity and thus do not deserve to be answered. If they start whining IN ALL CAPS, they could just get warned/kicked/ridiculed/etc.

Lizardman wrote:If they start whining IN ALL CAPS, they could just get warned/kicked/ridiculed/etc.

Or ignored, they'll leave eventually

They wont.

Indeed, they won't. They choose to bug the hell out of any/everyone.