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    Post by FillerB 2011-02-17, 01:07

    Een man uit het Australische Darwin is op een bizarre wijze gewond geraakt aan het hoofd. Jure Skumavc (31) kreeg op een vrijgezellenfeestje een dildo tegen zijn hoofd geslingerd. Het seksspeeltje was door een ingehuurde stripster gelanceerd vanuit haar vagina. Dat scheen haar specialiteit te zijn; ze kon de dildo's "tot zeven meter ver en twee meter hoog" afvuren. Skumavc kreeg een van de dildo's tegen het hoofd en begon prompt te bloeden. De stripster verontschuldigde zich nadien voor het ongemak.
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    Quick and dirty translation for the non-dutch speaking
    A man from Darwin, Australia suffered a rather bizarre head injury. Jur Skumavc (31) got hit on the head with a dildo while at a bachelor party. The hired stripper launched it from her vagina. According to her this was one of her specialties claiming she could launch dildo 7 meters far and 2 meters high. [note 7m = 23feet, 2m = 6.5feet]. Skumavc got hit by one of the dildo's and started bleeding. The stripper later apologized for the inconvenience.

    What... the... hell...
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    Post by Orcworm 2011-02-17, 01:10

    Thanks for sharing that.
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-17, 01:21

    gross.. but facinating..
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    Post by Rulyon 2011-02-17, 01:22

    Would that technically be considered a sex injury?
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    Post by Pete 2011-02-17, 01:38

    I want to die that way.
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    Post by Vespasian 2011-02-17, 12:30

    I wonder how the stripper "apologized" heheh.

    I know if I was the guy who got hit with apparently some kind of diamond-tipped object that makes your skull bleed, I'd want some special apology.
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    Post by patrickfreed 2011-02-17, 12:33

    My head still hurts from that...
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    Post by Baldymoint7 2011-02-17, 12:37

    Herp.......ese........Derp.......ese
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    Post by Onlyme 2011-02-17, 17:52

    That is the creepiest thing I have ever heard.




    Okay, I lied. (Link Edited out for creepiness and questionable things)

    It's an enhancing comic strip suitable for children.
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    Post by Don_Don_Don 2011-02-18, 00:06

    Pete sent me the link to this yesterday, which really does not surprise me Razz
    Some people just enjoy strange things.
    And some people are just freaks Very Happy

    It's hardly a party trick you'd be happy to show your family.^^
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    Post by FillerB 2011-02-18, 00:23

    DDD!

    As for showing you show your family this neat trick all depends on whether you're from Shithole, USA or not.
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    Post by Don_Don_Don 2011-02-18, 00:29

    Yeah I'm still around ^^
    Did you miss me? Very Happy
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    Post by FillerB 2011-02-18, 01:32

    Only your avatar =3
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    Post by Don_Don_Don 2011-02-18, 01:38

    That's good enough for me Very Happy
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    Post by Pete 2011-02-18, 02:15

    No you're no around, you abandoned us like poor bitches... Sad
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-18, 02:36

    Let him Pete, he was playing trade fortress 2.
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    Post by Pete 2011-02-18, 02:56

    IDC, he's a bitch. F U Ryan, hope I never see you again! You suck and I hate you! ;_;
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-18, 02:57

    But his avatar is a kitty!
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    Post by Pete 2011-02-18, 03:04

    But we already have Filler for that! (It looks more like a creepy kitty, Filler, sorry. Razz)
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-18, 03:16

    saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp saietz wolp ....
    ahh russian multiki...
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    Post by Don_Don_Don 2011-02-18, 13:06

    PetePorty wrote:IDC, he's a bitch. F U Ryan, hope I never see you again! You suck and I hate you! ;_;

    <3 you too pete ^^
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    Post by FillerB 2011-02-18, 19:29

    I thought you liked sucky people Pete?

    Anyway more news from down below thats a bit too squicky to repost here:
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    Post by Rulyon 2011-02-18, 19:38

    Oh, that's just groddy.
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-19, 00:50

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    Post by JuncoPartner 2011-02-19, 08:56

    What the fuck am I watching pure? elephant
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    Post by PureCraft 2011-02-19, 19:41

    A soviet cartoon of my childhood.
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    Post by Rulyon 2011-02-19, 20:03

    It's the soviet equivalent to Pepe L'Pew of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner!

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