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Max_Russell- Posts : 53
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GoDjMike- Posts : 1005
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Rardical- In-Game Staff
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GoDjMike wrote:http://anti-joke.com/
"A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips."
Best one I saw on there so far.
sieve- Posts : 1371
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So all the Greek gods and titans are sitting around Olympus. Zeus asks "Has anyone read any good books recently?"
Atlas shrugged
Atlas shrugged
Baldymoint7- Posts : 1162
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SO a seal walks into a club...(Canadian Joke)
DoughnutSpanker- Donator
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Monstaboi- Posts : 1432
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
GoDjMike- Posts : 1005
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A man swiftly walked into a bar. He needed three stitches.
Jarvisd- In-Game Staff
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Post some racist jokes plz.
GoDjMike- Posts : 1005
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Yarwood- In-Game Staff
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Jarvisd wrote:Post some racist jokes plz.
A black person walks out a shop.
GoDjMike- Posts : 1005
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A black person walks into a bar. The Bartender allows him to stay.
sieve- Posts : 1371
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A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.
Yarwood- In-Game Staff
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sieve wrote:A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.
You're a jew and a gay, how many times do you hear "camp" in a day?
sieve- Posts : 1371
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Yarwood wrote:sieve wrote:A black guy, a jew, and an irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of a diverse society.
You're a jew and a gay, how many times do you hear "camp" in a day?
Godammit, I lost it
Giygas- Posts : 709
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Jarvisd wrote:Post some racist jokes plz.
I'm actually not a racist but there is one racist joke which I like most.
What is a tank in the jewish district?
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- A "Ghetto Blaster"!
Chazdude42- Posts : 288
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Baldymoint7- Posts : 1162
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Hahah I get it.
SergentPineapple- Posts : 320
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[RACIST]
whats the difference between a paki and a bench
There is an Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman. They are in a hot air balloon that is sinking so the each throw something out. The Irishman throws out a rioter and says theres too many if these in my country. The Englishman throws out a rose and says theres too many of these in my country and the Scotsman throws out a
[RACIST]
whats the difference between a paki and a bench
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- a bench can support a family
There is an Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman. They are in a hot air balloon that is sinking so the each throw something out. The Irishman throws out a rioter and says theres too many if these in my country. The Englishman throws out a rose and says theres too many of these in my country and the Scotsman throws out a
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- paki
[RACIST]
Yarwood- In-Game Staff
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WARNING. The above post contains shit, generic, unintelligent jokes.
nicholsons200- Posts : 107
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What happens when a Pakistani team gets a corner in football (soccer)?
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- They open a corner shop
SergentPineapple- Posts : 320
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why did the romans build straight rodes?
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- so pakis couldn't build corner shops
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